A blonde joke that ultimately failed because of a blonde:
Kelsey: NIKKI!! Wanna hear a joke?
Nikki: Is it funny?
Kelsey: Well yea... It's a joke after all
Nikki: Will I feel dumb afterwards?
Kelsey: Probably not, it's pretty easy to get you have to be a true blonde not to understand it
Nikki: OKAY!!
Kelsey: Okay, so there was this M&M factory and a blonde was working and she was taking out all of the M&M's that had a a 'W' on it
Nikki: Wait! There's an M&M factory?!?! (facial expression more shocked than ever before)
Kelsey: Duh! Where do you think M&M's come from?
Nikki: The rainbow!!
Kelsey- silent with disbelief
Nikki: OH WAIT!! That's skittles!! (laughing histerically)
Kelsey: You don't really believe that do you?
Nikki: Ummmm..... No??
Kelsey: You completely ruined the blonde joke
Nikki: You never finished it!
Kelsey: Yes, Nikki, yes I did
Nikki: Well I don't get it then
Kelsey: Okay!!! Change of subject
This is a true event, it actually happened and it's not the worse blonde moment she had!! lol
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