Blonde Joke

A blonde joke that ultimately failed because of a blonde:

Kelsey: NIKKI!! Wanna hear a joke?
Nikki: Is it funny?
Kelsey: Well yea... It's a joke after all
Nikki: Will I feel dumb afterwards?
Kelsey: Probably not, it's pretty easy to get you have to be a true blonde not to understand it
Nikki: OKAY!!
Kelsey: Okay, so there was this M&M factory and a blonde was working and she was taking out all of  the M&M's that had a a 'W' on it
Nikki: Wait! There's an M&M factory?!?! (facial expression more shocked than ever before)
Kelsey: Duh! Where do you think M&M's come from?
Nikki: The rainbow!!
Kelsey- silent with disbelief
Nikki: OH WAIT!! That's skittles!! (laughing histerically)
Kelsey: You don't really believe that do you?
Nikki: Ummmm..... No??
Kelsey: You completely ruined the blonde joke
Nikki: You never finished it!
Kelsey: Yes, Nikki, yes I did
Nikki: Well I don't get it then
Kelsey: Okay!!! Change of subject


This is a true event, it actually happened and it's not the worse blonde moment she had!! lol

GIR

So my name on the blogging is G.I.R. Many people have seen pictures of gir on t-shirts, key chains, posters, and much more. Gir is a charcter off of Invader Zim. In my opinion he is the cutest thing ever and I am able to think like he does. He loves cupcakes, piggies, tacos, and he seems to be a little ADHD, no better character than that! When the show got cancelled and put onto a station that has to be prepayed I almost cryed. It is a little violant and scary for a little kids show, but that's what parents are for! They show Family Guy and South Park which are even worse so it kind of ticks me off that people can be so shallow. But that's why I choose to have G.I.R. My love for gir will probably always remain, but I'm sure my parents hope that it dies out a little as time goes on.

About Blogging

Blogging was kind of enjoyable at first but I can't see how people would like to do it all the time. I like to keep things in my life personal and I during the time I had to blog for this class I felt like I opened up too much for strangers even though hardly anyone is actually reading them. I can see how some people would love to blog though. Some people want their world to be opened to others, or having a diary on the internet is easier than having one to yourself or on paper. It did make me more creative about the way I think and do things though. Even though I personally didn't like it too much I do hope that others did and will continue blogging after this class is done. It could be a very fortunate thing to some people and help them open up to a whole new world of what they can achieve and who they really are.

Sences

The sence is the most important thing that a person can have. When you lack one supposidly one of your sences is greater than the other.
Sence is a very important part of any kind of writing. Without deep description of the sence that the character(s) feel the reader is unable to determine the surrondings and cannot put themself in his/her position.
I am hard of hearing, I have to wear contacts or glasses, and I lost a lot of nerves on my body so I lack the ability to feel things so I don't know how people can say one scent grows when another lacks cause I feel like I lack a lot. Smell?? Forget it! There's 2 kind of smell: Bad ones and good ones.

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I am selling my PS3 due to not playing it much lately. I also need the money. It comes with all the hookups and system of course and a wireless controler and wireless headset. It has 16 games. They all work. These are the games i have.

Grand theft auto II
Grand theft auto episodes from liberty city (latest one)
Gran turismo 5 (have receipt saying i paid 60.00 for it)
Fifa soccer 09
Midnight club los angeles
Resistance fall of men
Call of Juarez bound in blood
Need for speed undercover
Need for speed prostreet
Mafia II
The godfather II
Juiced 2 hot import nights
Grid
Skate 2
Tony hawk ride with board (missing battery cover piece but still works)

The price is negiotable. All of the games work. If intrested give me a call (better if texted) at 701-793-0746 if no answer please leave me a message or email me and i will try to get to you as soon as possible.


Kelsey: On the side note, the PS3 doesn't always turn on and it is slowly breaking down. I plan on buying a Kinetic that I would play more and that is new and updated. More of my friends have this so if I get this I will be a lot cooler. More people would come over and I would fit in better. I am looking for money to buy this and be more popular. If you have this you will be out of date and people will make fun of you for having all of these old games that no one plays anymore.