A blonde joke that ultimately failed because of a blonde:
Kelsey: NIKKI!! Wanna hear a joke?
Nikki: Is it funny?
Kelsey: Well yea... It's a joke after all
Nikki: Will I feel dumb afterwards?
Kelsey: Probably not, it's pretty easy to get you have to be a true blonde not to understand it
Nikki: OKAY!!
Kelsey: Okay, so there was this M&M factory and a blonde was working and she was taking out all of the M&M's that had a a 'W' on it
Nikki: Wait! There's an M&M factory?!?! (facial expression more shocked than ever before)
Kelsey: Duh! Where do you think M&M's come from?
Nikki: The rainbow!!
Kelsey- silent with disbelief
Nikki: OH WAIT!! That's skittles!! (laughing histerically)
Kelsey: You don't really believe that do you?
Nikki: Ummmm..... No??
Kelsey: You completely ruined the blonde joke
Nikki: You never finished it!
Kelsey: Yes, Nikki, yes I did
Nikki: Well I don't get it then
Kelsey: Okay!!! Change of subject
This is a true event, it actually happened and it's not the worse blonde moment she had!! lol
Thursday, April 28, 2011
GIR
So my name on the blogging is G.I.R. Many people have seen pictures of gir on t-shirts, key chains, posters, and much more. Gir is a charcter off of Invader Zim. In my opinion he is the cutest thing ever and I am able to think like he does. He loves cupcakes, piggies, tacos, and he seems to be a little ADHD, no better character than that! When the show got cancelled and put onto a station that has to be prepayed I almost cryed. It is a little violant and scary for a little kids show, but that's what parents are for! They show Family Guy and South Park which are even worse so it kind of ticks me off that people can be so shallow. But that's why I choose to have G.I.R. My love for gir will probably always remain, but I'm sure my parents hope that it dies out a little as time goes on.
About Blogging
Blogging was kind of enjoyable at first but I can't see how people would like to do it all the time. I like to keep things in my life personal and I during the time I had to blog for this class I felt like I opened up too much for strangers even though hardly anyone is actually reading them. I can see how some people would love to blog though. Some people want their world to be opened to others, or having a diary on the internet is easier than having one to yourself or on paper. It did make me more creative about the way I think and do things though. Even though I personally didn't like it too much I do hope that others did and will continue blogging after this class is done. It could be a very fortunate thing to some people and help them open up to a whole new world of what they can achieve and who they really are.
Sences
The sence is the most important thing that a person can have. When you lack one supposidly one of your sences is greater than the other.
Sence is a very important part of any kind of writing. Without deep description of the sence that the character(s) feel the reader is unable to determine the surrondings and cannot put themself in his/her position.
I am hard of hearing, I have to wear contacts or glasses, and I lost a lot of nerves on my body so I lack the ability to feel things so I don't know how people can say one scent grows when another lacks cause I feel like I lack a lot. Smell?? Forget it! There's 2 kind of smell: Bad ones and good ones.
Sence is a very important part of any kind of writing. Without deep description of the sence that the character(s) feel the reader is unable to determine the surrondings and cannot put themself in his/her position.
I am hard of hearing, I have to wear contacts or glasses, and I lost a lot of nerves on my body so I lack the ability to feel things so I don't know how people can say one scent grows when another lacks cause I feel like I lack a lot. Smell?? Forget it! There's 2 kind of smell: Bad ones and good ones.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Ad
I am selling my PS3 due to not playing it much lately. I also need the money. It comes with all the hookups and system of course and a wireless controler and wireless headset. It has 16 games. They all work. These are the games i have.
Grand theft auto II
Grand theft auto episodes from liberty city (latest one)
Gran turismo 5 (have receipt saying i paid 60.00 for it)
Fifa soccer 09
Midnight club los angeles
Resistance fall of men
Call of Juarez bound in blood
Need for speed undercover
Need for speed prostreet
Mafia II
The godfather II
Juiced 2 hot import nights
Grid
Skate 2
Tony hawk ride with board (missing battery cover piece but still works)
The price is negiotable. All of the games work. If intrested give me a call (better if texted) at 701-793-0746 if no answer please leave me a message or email me and i will try to get to you as soon as possible.
Kelsey: On the side note, the PS3 doesn't always turn on and it is slowly breaking down. I plan on buying a Kinetic that I would play more and that is new and updated. More of my friends have this so if I get this I will be a lot cooler. More people would come over and I would fit in better. I am looking for money to buy this and be more popular. If you have this you will be out of date and people will make fun of you for having all of these old games that no one plays anymore.
Grand theft auto II
Grand theft auto episodes from liberty city (latest one)
Gran turismo 5 (have receipt saying i paid 60.00 for it)
Fifa soccer 09
Midnight club los angeles
Resistance fall of men
Call of Juarez bound in blood
Need for speed undercover
Need for speed prostreet
Mafia II
The godfather II
Juiced 2 hot import nights
Grid
Skate 2
Tony hawk ride with board (missing battery cover piece but still works)
The price is negiotable. All of the games work. If intrested give me a call (better if texted) at 701-793-0746 if no answer please leave me a message or email me and i will try to get to you as soon as possible.
Kelsey: On the side note, the PS3 doesn't always turn on and it is slowly breaking down. I plan on buying a Kinetic that I would play more and that is new and updated. More of my friends have this so if I get this I will be a lot cooler. More people would come over and I would fit in better. I am looking for money to buy this and be more popular. If you have this you will be out of date and people will make fun of you for having all of these old games that no one plays anymore.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Like/Dislike
Like
1. St. Patty's Day
2. Halloween
3. Summer
4. Lakes
5. Hiking
6. Rain
5. Hats
6. Socks
7. Boys
8. Me time
9. Bon fires
10. Tattoo
11. Piercings
12. Succeeding
13. Piano
14. Flute
15. Tenor Saxaphone
16. Drinking
17. Hanging out with friends
18. Biking
19. Skateboarding
20. Hiking
21. Racing
22. BGC
23. Boondock Saint Movies
24. American Pie
25. Hair products
26. Getting my hair done
27. Playing with people's hair
28. Guy who likes their hair to look nice
29. Puddles
30. Rock climbing
31. Rollercoasters
32. People who stands by their believes
33. Math
34. Accounting
35. Bookkeeping
36. Being the boss
37. Theater
38. Opera
39. Musicals
40. Living away from my parents
41. Having my own place
42. Making my own rules
43. Bubble Baths
44. Subway
45. Going out to eat
46. Breakfast at BK
47. Motzerrella Sticks
48. Vegatables
49. Trees
50. Mountain Dew
51. Most teachers
52. Pools
53. Hanging out wit friends
54. Indoor heating
55. Eyeliner
56. Cosmetigian Magazine
57. Duramax
58. 4-wheel Drive
59. Manuals
60. Fire
61. Money
62. Being white
63. Water Stunt
64. Band Camp
65. ASL
66. Cookies
67. Brownies
68. Alarm Clock
69. Living on my own
70. Hot tubs
71. Cell phone
72. Birth control
73. Sex
74. Pets (NOT CATS!!)
75. Being hyper
76. Comic section of newspaper
77. Coupons
78.
Dislike
1. Christmas
2. Easter
3. My birthday
4. Cold weather
5. Getting sick
6. Doctor shots
7. Farts
8. Homework
9. Playing the Alto Saxaphone
10. Reading
11. People who only talk about themselves
12. People who makes unneccecary excuses
13. People who speak horrible "slang"
14. People who text horrible "slang"
15. Text with just "k"
16. Long text messages
17. Forwards that are dumb
18. Religious people who tell me I'm going to hell
19. Athiest people who brag about it
20. People who says "OMgosh!!"
21. Tans that are orange
22. People who think it's funny to hurt people
23. Rapiest
24. cops
25. Jail
26. Court
27. Napolean Dinamite
28. Thinking of 200 things =]
29. Pedicure
30. Dogs that jump on people
31. Cats
32. Dead animals
33. People who do 'hit and runs' on vehicles
34. Old people driving
35. Slow traffic
36. Being late for something
37. Someone being late for me
38. An aunt
39. 3 cousins
40. 2 Uncles
41. Politics
42. Fucked up laws
43. People who over-anylize
44. Cancer
45. Parkinson
46. Funerals
47. Annoying kids
48. Families with too many kids
49. Super fat people
50. Super skinny people
51. Skinny people who think they're fat
52. Fat people who think they're skinny
53. People who think a diet is trying to loose weight
54. People who say "retard" improperly
55. People who say "gay" improperly
56. Prank Calls
57. Babies who don't stop crying
58. Diapers
59. Unflushed toilet
60. No toilet paper
61. Bad smelling restroom
62. Slow internet
63. Itchy Feet
64.Injuries
65. "know-it-alls"
66. Diet pop
67. Homework
68. Bills
69. Perverts
70. Anxiety
71. Waiting Rooms
72. Doctor office
73. X-Rays
74. Being tired
75.
1. St. Patty's Day
2. Halloween
3. Summer
4. Lakes
5. Hiking
6. Rain
5. Hats
6. Socks
7. Boys
8. Me time
9. Bon fires
10. Tattoo
11. Piercings
12. Succeeding
13. Piano
14. Flute
15. Tenor Saxaphone
16. Drinking
17. Hanging out with friends
18. Biking
19. Skateboarding
20. Hiking
21. Racing
22. BGC
23. Boondock Saint Movies
24. American Pie
25. Hair products
26. Getting my hair done
27. Playing with people's hair
28. Guy who likes their hair to look nice
29. Puddles
30. Rock climbing
31. Rollercoasters
32. People who stands by their believes
33. Math
34. Accounting
35. Bookkeeping
36. Being the boss
37. Theater
38. Opera
39. Musicals
40. Living away from my parents
41. Having my own place
42. Making my own rules
43. Bubble Baths
44. Subway
45. Going out to eat
46. Breakfast at BK
47. Motzerrella Sticks
48. Vegatables
49. Trees
50. Mountain Dew
51. Most teachers
52. Pools
53. Hanging out wit friends
54. Indoor heating
55. Eyeliner
56. Cosmetigian Magazine
57. Duramax
58. 4-wheel Drive
59. Manuals
60. Fire
61. Money
62. Being white
63. Water Stunt
64. Band Camp
65. ASL
66. Cookies
67. Brownies
68. Alarm Clock
69. Living on my own
70. Hot tubs
71. Cell phone
72. Birth control
73. Sex
74. Pets (NOT CATS!!)
75. Being hyper
76. Comic section of newspaper
77. Coupons
78.
Dislike
1. Christmas
2. Easter
3. My birthday
4. Cold weather
5. Getting sick
6. Doctor shots
7. Farts
8. Homework
9. Playing the Alto Saxaphone
10. Reading
11. People who only talk about themselves
12. People who makes unneccecary excuses
13. People who speak horrible "slang"
14. People who text horrible "slang"
15. Text with just "k"
16. Long text messages
17. Forwards that are dumb
18. Religious people who tell me I'm going to hell
19. Athiest people who brag about it
20. People who says "OMgosh!!"
21. Tans that are orange
22. People who think it's funny to hurt people
23. Rapiest
24. cops
25. Jail
26. Court
27. Napolean Dinamite
28. Thinking of 200 things =]
29. Pedicure
30. Dogs that jump on people
31. Cats
32. Dead animals
33. People who do 'hit and runs' on vehicles
34. Old people driving
35. Slow traffic
36. Being late for something
37. Someone being late for me
38. An aunt
39. 3 cousins
40. 2 Uncles
41. Politics
42. Fucked up laws
43. People who over-anylize
44. Cancer
45. Parkinson
46. Funerals
47. Annoying kids
48. Families with too many kids
49. Super fat people
50. Super skinny people
51. Skinny people who think they're fat
52. Fat people who think they're skinny
53. People who think a diet is trying to loose weight
54. People who say "retard" improperly
55. People who say "gay" improperly
56. Prank Calls
57. Babies who don't stop crying
58. Diapers
59. Unflushed toilet
60. No toilet paper
61. Bad smelling restroom
62. Slow internet
63. Itchy Feet
64.Injuries
65. "know-it-alls"
66. Diet pop
67. Homework
68. Bills
69. Perverts
70. Anxiety
71. Waiting Rooms
72. Doctor office
73. X-Rays
74. Being tired
75.
Monday, March 14, 2011
AVEDA
So just recently I have been accepted into the best college ever!! It's Aveda, a school for cosmetology, esthiology, and massage. I will be going for cosmetology and possibly esthiology planning my future to do hair (and possibly makeup) for runway models, models in photoshoots, and televisions. I was very excited to be accepted and getting more excited to be moving to Minneapolis. I will be in an actual city, live close to my brother, and be pursuing my dream. I will always keep my head high and I know that I am always able to do anything and everything I ever dream of!
HEARS TO A NEW FUTURE!!!!
HEARS TO A NEW FUTURE!!!!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
SOCKS!!!
Yea, I know that I'm suppose to be shopping for shoes but I have more then plenty of shoes!! I am obsessed with socks! =] My ex-finace always makes fun of how he never sees my feet unless I'm going to shower or swimming. I have so many different pairs of socks and not only are they in pairs as far as which one matches but also by right foot and left foot. If there is a single rip in my sock I have to throw the pair away immediately! I could shop all day for socks. Just typing this up right now is making me want to go shopping for more socks. I only wear socks that are ankle high. If they go up to my knees it's for dressing up or volleyball. Weird right? They also keep my feet warm at night when I'm in bed!! Nothing is better than a good pair of socks!
I LOVE SOCKS!! =]
I LOVE SOCKS!! =]
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
A Favorite Memory?? Geez!!
A favorite memory of what exactly? With someone, in a place, something said, something done? I guess this is up to me to decide, yet soooo many choices!! Just cause it sounds simple, it does not make it easy, some of the most simple statements are the most difficult ones to understand.
I suppose my favorite memory would be when I was about 4 years old. It is the last and only memory I have of my grandfather before parkinsin took him away to the nursing home and into a state where he couldn't speak anymore, and it also frightened me. He was only at the house for the Thanksgiving dinner, but I remember giving him a hug (he was a VERY big guy!!) and his strong arms holding me. Then he went and sat in his chair and his laugh was so deep and charming it warmed everyone up. I don't remember much of that day but there's so many details I could give. I really wish I was able to remember my grandfather more like the man I barely got to see.
I suppose my favorite memory would be when I was about 4 years old. It is the last and only memory I have of my grandfather before parkinsin took him away to the nursing home and into a state where he couldn't speak anymore, and it also frightened me. He was only at the house for the Thanksgiving dinner, but I remember giving him a hug (he was a VERY big guy!!) and his strong arms holding me. Then he went and sat in his chair and his laugh was so deep and charming it warmed everyone up. I don't remember much of that day but there's so many details I could give. I really wish I was able to remember my grandfather more like the man I barely got to see.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Quote!!!
There were sooo many quotes to choose from that I just opened up my notebook and pointed to one, and I think it was a good choice!! =]
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
~Scott Adams
It may just be me, but this is brilliant!!! I try not to ask questions so does that make me stupid? Or the times I do ask a question does that make me smart? I honestly do think some question are stupid though... but since it is in a question form does it make a smart person smarter, or a stupid person... not stupid... This is pretty intense!! I could ramble on and on about this. It probably wouldn't make any sense and cause of that I shall spear you from my rambling and not make you feel like you have wasted your time. However, reading this much may already make you feel that way, so thank you for reading my blog!!!!
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
~Scott Adams
It may just be me, but this is brilliant!!! I try not to ask questions so does that make me stupid? Or the times I do ask a question does that make me smart? I honestly do think some question are stupid though... but since it is in a question form does it make a smart person smarter, or a stupid person... not stupid... This is pretty intense!! I could ramble on and on about this. It probably wouldn't make any sense and cause of that I shall spear you from my rambling and not make you feel like you have wasted your time. However, reading this much may already make you feel that way, so thank you for reading my blog!!!!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Welcome
Wecome to reading my next post! =]
One of my favorite words has to be "Welcome."
Why?
Cause of how charming it sounds when someone says it.
Someone may say to you "Good Morning," but wouldn't it be better if someone said "Welcome to a new day!"? Makes it sound like you have a new opertunity every time you start off a day. When you enter a building and the first thing you hear is "Welcome to ___" and it gives you a feeling like you belong there.
Nobody likes to feel rejected and the word "welcome" offers people a place where they are obviously wanted. Just because the person who says it to you must say it to everyone doesn't mean that a person is not wanted there.
One of my favorite stores to go to is Walmart just because I am always greeted when I enter and leave. When you go to a friend's place the first thing you may hear is "Hey!" however I would much rather hear "Welcome." Whenever I leave a room and enter again one of my friend always say "Welcome back" and it gives me a warm feeling everytime.
So welcome to my blog and I hope you enjoyed reading this and I also hope you enjoy reading all the other ones! =]
One of my favorite words has to be "Welcome."
Why?
Cause of how charming it sounds when someone says it.
Someone may say to you "Good Morning," but wouldn't it be better if someone said "Welcome to a new day!"? Makes it sound like you have a new opertunity every time you start off a day. When you enter a building and the first thing you hear is "Welcome to ___" and it gives you a feeling like you belong there.
Nobody likes to feel rejected and the word "welcome" offers people a place where they are obviously wanted. Just because the person who says it to you must say it to everyone doesn't mean that a person is not wanted there.
One of my favorite stores to go to is Walmart just because I am always greeted when I enter and leave. When you go to a friend's place the first thing you may hear is "Hey!" however I would much rather hear "Welcome." Whenever I leave a room and enter again one of my friend always say "Welcome back" and it gives me a warm feeling everytime.
So welcome to my blog and I hope you enjoyed reading this and I also hope you enjoy reading all the other ones! =]
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Blogacizerr!!
Link to each other this week: here's how. On the sidebar of my page "East Side Professor" to which now you all have a link... scroll down to view the "Creative Writing Blogs" Click on one of your classmates links so that you can grab their URL. Copy it and then go back to your page. Go to "Design" then in your blog list link and paste their address in the "Add by URL."
1. Link to the person who tagged you
2. Post these rules on your blog
3. Tell about your six quirks, see below.
4. Tag three bloggers to do the same
5. Leave them a comment to let them know you’ve tagged them
My six quirks:
1. I am the kind of person who makes sure that I am always having fun no matter what. If I'm bored.... No such thing!! =]
2. I can't sit still for a long period of time, if I'm stuck in a room and getting impatient I'll play with something in front of me, shake my legs, or tap my fingers on something (like a table.)
3. I am good at getting in trouble, for whatever reason whenever I do something wrong I always get caught.... YIKES!
4. I always forget to say the word "please," but I always remember to say "thank you." If you tell me to say "please" first I will most likely blow it off and say "never mind!" I don't know why... I just don't say please often =]
5. I love animals... hate house cats. I think house cats are the most evil things in the world and when I see one I bash on about how horrible they are. If you have a house cat keep it away from me and I'll leave it alone.
6. I do not have A.D.D. or A.D.H.D. believe it or not... I just choose not to calm down when I'm in a good mood. I don't get distracted easily, but I like to see interesting things so when I say "LOOK AT THAT!" when I'm in a middle of a sentence it's not A.D.D. it's one of the few times a day when I am actually observant and I notice something.
1. Link to the person who tagged you
2. Post these rules on your blog
3. Tell about your six quirks, see below.
4. Tag three bloggers to do the same
5. Leave them a comment to let them know you’ve tagged them
My six quirks:
1. I am the kind of person who makes sure that I am always having fun no matter what. If I'm bored.... No such thing!! =]
2. I can't sit still for a long period of time, if I'm stuck in a room and getting impatient I'll play with something in front of me, shake my legs, or tap my fingers on something (like a table.)
3. I am good at getting in trouble, for whatever reason whenever I do something wrong I always get caught.... YIKES!
4. I always forget to say the word "please," but I always remember to say "thank you." If you tell me to say "please" first I will most likely blow it off and say "never mind!" I don't know why... I just don't say please often =]
5. I love animals... hate house cats. I think house cats are the most evil things in the world and when I see one I bash on about how horrible they are. If you have a house cat keep it away from me and I'll leave it alone.
6. I do not have A.D.D. or A.D.H.D. believe it or not... I just choose not to calm down when I'm in a good mood. I don't get distracted easily, but I like to see interesting things so when I say "LOOK AT THAT!" when I'm in a middle of a sentence it's not A.D.D. it's one of the few times a day when I am actually observant and I notice something.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Why write?
People write for all sorts of reason and in many different ways. Journalizing, poems, short stories, novels, and many more. A few only write when they are forced to, but writing is a sign of expression. Writing is a way to express emotions and learn things about oneself that one never thought of before.
Why write?
To learn
Learn what?
Yourself
How?
Writing can bring out inner feelings one never knew he/she had before.
Writing is a secondary way of communication (talking is first.) This does not just involve chatting and texting, and it doesnot mean to talk to someone else. A person can go back to past writings in a journal and communicate with their past. It also goes through in a book. When one writes a story he/she is able to show it to other people.
Why write?
To learn
Learn what?
Yourself
How?
Writing can bring out inner feelings one never knew he/she had before.
Writing is a secondary way of communication (talking is first.) This does not just involve chatting and texting, and it doesnot mean to talk to someone else. A person can go back to past writings in a journal and communicate with their past. It also goes through in a book. When one writes a story he/she is able to show it to other people.
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