A blonde joke that ultimately failed because of a blonde:
Kelsey: NIKKI!! Wanna hear a joke?
Nikki: Is it funny?
Kelsey: Well yea... It's a joke after all
Nikki: Will I feel dumb afterwards?
Kelsey: Probably not, it's pretty easy to get you have to be a true blonde not to understand it
Nikki: OKAY!!
Kelsey: Okay, so there was this M&M factory and a blonde was working and she was taking out all of the M&M's that had a a 'W' on it
Nikki: Wait! There's an M&M factory?!?! (facial expression more shocked than ever before)
Kelsey: Duh! Where do you think M&M's come from?
Nikki: The rainbow!!
Kelsey- silent with disbelief
Nikki: OH WAIT!! That's skittles!! (laughing histerically)
Kelsey: You don't really believe that do you?
Nikki: Ummmm..... No??
Kelsey: You completely ruined the blonde joke
Nikki: You never finished it!
Kelsey: Yes, Nikki, yes I did
Nikki: Well I don't get it then
Kelsey: Okay!!! Change of subject
This is a true event, it actually happened and it's not the worse blonde moment she had!! lol
Thursday, April 28, 2011
GIR
So my name on the blogging is G.I.R. Many people have seen pictures of gir on t-shirts, key chains, posters, and much more. Gir is a charcter off of Invader Zim. In my opinion he is the cutest thing ever and I am able to think like he does. He loves cupcakes, piggies, tacos, and he seems to be a little ADHD, no better character than that! When the show got cancelled and put onto a station that has to be prepayed I almost cryed. It is a little violant and scary for a little kids show, but that's what parents are for! They show Family Guy and South Park which are even worse so it kind of ticks me off that people can be so shallow. But that's why I choose to have G.I.R. My love for gir will probably always remain, but I'm sure my parents hope that it dies out a little as time goes on.
About Blogging
Blogging was kind of enjoyable at first but I can't see how people would like to do it all the time. I like to keep things in my life personal and I during the time I had to blog for this class I felt like I opened up too much for strangers even though hardly anyone is actually reading them. I can see how some people would love to blog though. Some people want their world to be opened to others, or having a diary on the internet is easier than having one to yourself or on paper. It did make me more creative about the way I think and do things though. Even though I personally didn't like it too much I do hope that others did and will continue blogging after this class is done. It could be a very fortunate thing to some people and help them open up to a whole new world of what they can achieve and who they really are.
Sences
The sence is the most important thing that a person can have. When you lack one supposidly one of your sences is greater than the other.
Sence is a very important part of any kind of writing. Without deep description of the sence that the character(s) feel the reader is unable to determine the surrondings and cannot put themself in his/her position.
I am hard of hearing, I have to wear contacts or glasses, and I lost a lot of nerves on my body so I lack the ability to feel things so I don't know how people can say one scent grows when another lacks cause I feel like I lack a lot. Smell?? Forget it! There's 2 kind of smell: Bad ones and good ones.
Sence is a very important part of any kind of writing. Without deep description of the sence that the character(s) feel the reader is unable to determine the surrondings and cannot put themself in his/her position.
I am hard of hearing, I have to wear contacts or glasses, and I lost a lot of nerves on my body so I lack the ability to feel things so I don't know how people can say one scent grows when another lacks cause I feel like I lack a lot. Smell?? Forget it! There's 2 kind of smell: Bad ones and good ones.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Ad
I am selling my PS3 due to not playing it much lately. I also need the money. It comes with all the hookups and system of course and a wireless controler and wireless headset. It has 16 games. They all work. These are the games i have.
Grand theft auto II
Grand theft auto episodes from liberty city (latest one)
Gran turismo 5 (have receipt saying i paid 60.00 for it)
Fifa soccer 09
Midnight club los angeles
Resistance fall of men
Call of Juarez bound in blood
Need for speed undercover
Need for speed prostreet
Mafia II
The godfather II
Juiced 2 hot import nights
Grid
Skate 2
Tony hawk ride with board (missing battery cover piece but still works)
The price is negiotable. All of the games work. If intrested give me a call (better if texted) at 701-793-0746 if no answer please leave me a message or email me and i will try to get to you as soon as possible.
Kelsey: On the side note, the PS3 doesn't always turn on and it is slowly breaking down. I plan on buying a Kinetic that I would play more and that is new and updated. More of my friends have this so if I get this I will be a lot cooler. More people would come over and I would fit in better. I am looking for money to buy this and be more popular. If you have this you will be out of date and people will make fun of you for having all of these old games that no one plays anymore.
Grand theft auto II
Grand theft auto episodes from liberty city (latest one)
Gran turismo 5 (have receipt saying i paid 60.00 for it)
Fifa soccer 09
Midnight club los angeles
Resistance fall of men
Call of Juarez bound in blood
Need for speed undercover
Need for speed prostreet
Mafia II
The godfather II
Juiced 2 hot import nights
Grid
Skate 2
Tony hawk ride with board (missing battery cover piece but still works)
The price is negiotable. All of the games work. If intrested give me a call (better if texted) at 701-793-0746 if no answer please leave me a message or email me and i will try to get to you as soon as possible.
Kelsey: On the side note, the PS3 doesn't always turn on and it is slowly breaking down. I plan on buying a Kinetic that I would play more and that is new and updated. More of my friends have this so if I get this I will be a lot cooler. More people would come over and I would fit in better. I am looking for money to buy this and be more popular. If you have this you will be out of date and people will make fun of you for having all of these old games that no one plays anymore.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Like/Dislike
Like
1. St. Patty's Day
2. Halloween
3. Summer
4. Lakes
5. Hiking
6. Rain
5. Hats
6. Socks
7. Boys
8. Me time
9. Bon fires
10. Tattoo
11. Piercings
12. Succeeding
13. Piano
14. Flute
15. Tenor Saxaphone
16. Drinking
17. Hanging out with friends
18. Biking
19. Skateboarding
20. Hiking
21. Racing
22. BGC
23. Boondock Saint Movies
24. American Pie
25. Hair products
26. Getting my hair done
27. Playing with people's hair
28. Guy who likes their hair to look nice
29. Puddles
30. Rock climbing
31. Rollercoasters
32. People who stands by their believes
33. Math
34. Accounting
35. Bookkeeping
36. Being the boss
37. Theater
38. Opera
39. Musicals
40. Living away from my parents
41. Having my own place
42. Making my own rules
43. Bubble Baths
44. Subway
45. Going out to eat
46. Breakfast at BK
47. Motzerrella Sticks
48. Vegatables
49. Trees
50. Mountain Dew
51. Most teachers
52. Pools
53. Hanging out wit friends
54. Indoor heating
55. Eyeliner
56. Cosmetigian Magazine
57. Duramax
58. 4-wheel Drive
59. Manuals
60. Fire
61. Money
62. Being white
63. Water Stunt
64. Band Camp
65. ASL
66. Cookies
67. Brownies
68. Alarm Clock
69. Living on my own
70. Hot tubs
71. Cell phone
72. Birth control
73. Sex
74. Pets (NOT CATS!!)
75. Being hyper
76. Comic section of newspaper
77. Coupons
78.
Dislike
1. Christmas
2. Easter
3. My birthday
4. Cold weather
5. Getting sick
6. Doctor shots
7. Farts
8. Homework
9. Playing the Alto Saxaphone
10. Reading
11. People who only talk about themselves
12. People who makes unneccecary excuses
13. People who speak horrible "slang"
14. People who text horrible "slang"
15. Text with just "k"
16. Long text messages
17. Forwards that are dumb
18. Religious people who tell me I'm going to hell
19. Athiest people who brag about it
20. People who says "OMgosh!!"
21. Tans that are orange
22. People who think it's funny to hurt people
23. Rapiest
24. cops
25. Jail
26. Court
27. Napolean Dinamite
28. Thinking of 200 things =]
29. Pedicure
30. Dogs that jump on people
31. Cats
32. Dead animals
33. People who do 'hit and runs' on vehicles
34. Old people driving
35. Slow traffic
36. Being late for something
37. Someone being late for me
38. An aunt
39. 3 cousins
40. 2 Uncles
41. Politics
42. Fucked up laws
43. People who over-anylize
44. Cancer
45. Parkinson
46. Funerals
47. Annoying kids
48. Families with too many kids
49. Super fat people
50. Super skinny people
51. Skinny people who think they're fat
52. Fat people who think they're skinny
53. People who think a diet is trying to loose weight
54. People who say "retard" improperly
55. People who say "gay" improperly
56. Prank Calls
57. Babies who don't stop crying
58. Diapers
59. Unflushed toilet
60. No toilet paper
61. Bad smelling restroom
62. Slow internet
63. Itchy Feet
64.Injuries
65. "know-it-alls"
66. Diet pop
67. Homework
68. Bills
69. Perverts
70. Anxiety
71. Waiting Rooms
72. Doctor office
73. X-Rays
74. Being tired
75.
1. St. Patty's Day
2. Halloween
3. Summer
4. Lakes
5. Hiking
6. Rain
5. Hats
6. Socks
7. Boys
8. Me time
9. Bon fires
10. Tattoo
11. Piercings
12. Succeeding
13. Piano
14. Flute
15. Tenor Saxaphone
16. Drinking
17. Hanging out with friends
18. Biking
19. Skateboarding
20. Hiking
21. Racing
22. BGC
23. Boondock Saint Movies
24. American Pie
25. Hair products
26. Getting my hair done
27. Playing with people's hair
28. Guy who likes their hair to look nice
29. Puddles
30. Rock climbing
31. Rollercoasters
32. People who stands by their believes
33. Math
34. Accounting
35. Bookkeeping
36. Being the boss
37. Theater
38. Opera
39. Musicals
40. Living away from my parents
41. Having my own place
42. Making my own rules
43. Bubble Baths
44. Subway
45. Going out to eat
46. Breakfast at BK
47. Motzerrella Sticks
48. Vegatables
49. Trees
50. Mountain Dew
51. Most teachers
52. Pools
53. Hanging out wit friends
54. Indoor heating
55. Eyeliner
56. Cosmetigian Magazine
57. Duramax
58. 4-wheel Drive
59. Manuals
60. Fire
61. Money
62. Being white
63. Water Stunt
64. Band Camp
65. ASL
66. Cookies
67. Brownies
68. Alarm Clock
69. Living on my own
70. Hot tubs
71. Cell phone
72. Birth control
73. Sex
74. Pets (NOT CATS!!)
75. Being hyper
76. Comic section of newspaper
77. Coupons
78.
Dislike
1. Christmas
2. Easter
3. My birthday
4. Cold weather
5. Getting sick
6. Doctor shots
7. Farts
8. Homework
9. Playing the Alto Saxaphone
10. Reading
11. People who only talk about themselves
12. People who makes unneccecary excuses
13. People who speak horrible "slang"
14. People who text horrible "slang"
15. Text with just "k"
16. Long text messages
17. Forwards that are dumb
18. Religious people who tell me I'm going to hell
19. Athiest people who brag about it
20. People who says "OMgosh!!"
21. Tans that are orange
22. People who think it's funny to hurt people
23. Rapiest
24. cops
25. Jail
26. Court
27. Napolean Dinamite
28. Thinking of 200 things =]
29. Pedicure
30. Dogs that jump on people
31. Cats
32. Dead animals
33. People who do 'hit and runs' on vehicles
34. Old people driving
35. Slow traffic
36. Being late for something
37. Someone being late for me
38. An aunt
39. 3 cousins
40. 2 Uncles
41. Politics
42. Fucked up laws
43. People who over-anylize
44. Cancer
45. Parkinson
46. Funerals
47. Annoying kids
48. Families with too many kids
49. Super fat people
50. Super skinny people
51. Skinny people who think they're fat
52. Fat people who think they're skinny
53. People who think a diet is trying to loose weight
54. People who say "retard" improperly
55. People who say "gay" improperly
56. Prank Calls
57. Babies who don't stop crying
58. Diapers
59. Unflushed toilet
60. No toilet paper
61. Bad smelling restroom
62. Slow internet
63. Itchy Feet
64.Injuries
65. "know-it-alls"
66. Diet pop
67. Homework
68. Bills
69. Perverts
70. Anxiety
71. Waiting Rooms
72. Doctor office
73. X-Rays
74. Being tired
75.
Monday, March 14, 2011
AVEDA
So just recently I have been accepted into the best college ever!! It's Aveda, a school for cosmetology, esthiology, and massage. I will be going for cosmetology and possibly esthiology planning my future to do hair (and possibly makeup) for runway models, models in photoshoots, and televisions. I was very excited to be accepted and getting more excited to be moving to Minneapolis. I will be in an actual city, live close to my brother, and be pursuing my dream. I will always keep my head high and I know that I am always able to do anything and everything I ever dream of!
HEARS TO A NEW FUTURE!!!!
HEARS TO A NEW FUTURE!!!!
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